The audio link below plays an example roast of Sarah Palin, performed by Master Roaster, Ricky March. Press play to listen:
Transcript of the roast:
Sarah Palin, you are the mother of the Tea Party. Quite an accomplishment for a lady who spent most of her political career tea bagging John McCain. You are the Governor of Alaska, one of the greatest states of natural resources. How do we know? That’s where the Exxon Valdez dumped all its oil; and what did you do to clean it up? You sat back and took cash. Good for you, Sarah. When you were running for Vice President, you said you could see Russia. Too bad you couldn’t see through your Tina Fey glasses the outcome of this election. Sarah, we know that you’re not a very big supporter of Israel. After all, you live in a state where the capital is Juno. When you were asked about oil drilling murdering reindeer, you said, “To hell with it, let Santa drive a Ford this year.” Landing on the roof isn’t a problem, because Santa’s got American elves. Hey Sarah, Santa’s pretend. Just like your political career.